Dearest friends and supporters,
I’m delighted to report that with your help our end of fiscal year campaign was a success! This is so great because not only do we have enough money to pay the rent and such, but it also creates a holographic projection of professional responsibility to all those funding/granting institutions scrutinizing our tax returns.
Thanks to all you humans, human westsiders, cats, horses, and other unconfirmed species, we raised 9,823 dollars! To put that into a number that is easier to understand, that’s the equivalent of 3.6 brand new four-person hot tubs.
If you’re reading this and are filled with the feeling that you just missed out on something great, you did. But don’t worry, you can help us get a start on next year by becoming a member now. Beat the rush!
We couldn’t do it without you. Thank you.