Machine Project Comedy Special

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Sunday, August 31st at 8pm sharp
on computers everywhere
$00.25

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There was the moon landing, the Watergate hearings, the 1980 Men’s Hockey Finals, the Super Bowl XXXVIII Wardrobe Malfunction, and now… television history will be made again. Tune in to this page, Sunday, August 31st at 8pm sharp for the first ever Machine Project Pay-Per-View Comedy Special. For a mere 25 cents you too can take part in this significant and momentous event, and witness the magic that is the Machine Project Pay-Per-View Comedy Special. Don’t be late.

Can’t wait two weeks for 11.5 minutes of amateur stand up comedy? Watch the trailer NOW!

As an apology for our servers crashing Sunday night, you can now watch the Comedy Special here for free.

DISCLAIMER: THE $00.25 PURCHASE IS NON REFUNDABLE. VIEW AT OWN RISK. MACHINE PROJECT ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANYTHING THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAPPEN AS A RESULT OF VIEWING THIS VIDEO. MACHINE PROJECT IS THE SOLE OWNER OF THIS CONTENT. MACHINE PROJECT IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS CONTENT. MACHINE PROJECT TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT PAYPAL DOES OR DOES NOT DO. THE TWO DRINK MINIMUM IS STRICTLY ENFORCED. PHYSICAL INJURY MAY OCCUR FROM LAUGHING SO HARD. PHYSICAL DISCOMFORT MAY OCCUR FROM NOT LAUGHING AT ALL. MILD SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE MENTAL ANGUISH OR EXISTENTIAL ANGST. THERE IS NO GUARANTEE OR PROMISE TO THE QUALITY OF SOUND OR VIDEO IMAGE. WHAT IS HUMOR? WEEPING IS NORMAL. STRESS LEVELS MAY VARY FROM PERSON TO PERSON BASED ON EMPATHIC TENDENCIES. LOSS OF PURPOSE OR DIRECTION MAY OCCUR AND IS IN FACT COMMON. THE MAKING OF TELEVISION HISTORY IS NOT GUARANTEED BUT IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED. MAY CONTAIN HIGHLY EXPLICIT, HIGHLY GRAPHIC CONTENT. THE PROMO VIDEO IS NOT COMPARABLE TO ACTUAL VIDEO. FEELINGS OF EMPTINESS MAY OCCUR ONCE TELEVISION HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE AND HAS PASSED. WE HAVE A RIGHT TO ALL OF YOUR PERSONAL FINANCIAL INFORMATION AND WILL CHARGE YOUR CREDIT CARD AS WE SAY FIT. THE TWENTY FIVE CENTS DOES NOT INCLUDE COST OF HOUSING WHILE WATCHING VIDEO. FOOD AND DRINK IS NOT INCLUDED. COSMIC TELEVISION RADIATION MAY BE HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH. YOU MAY TAP INTO THE COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUS THROUGH VIEWING SAID VIDEO. DO NOT BE ALARMED. RELAX. TRY AND RELAX. ENJOY THE SHOW.