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Machine Project
Spin!
Discover!
Holiday Fry-B-Q
with Machine Project
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Date & Time
December 17, 2006, 7pm–10pm
Location
Machine Project
Map
Pricing
Free

We’re very excited to announce our very first machine project fry-b-q/pneumatic cash machine/holiday party.

Things to do:
1) Arrive between 7 – 10 pm Saturday Dec 17th, preferably carrying beverages.
2) Bring something to fry. Our trained fryolater technicians will be standing by, eager to batter and fatify your soon to be delicious snacks. Our extensive pre-event testing suggests that almost any item will bring great fried satisfaction — potatoes, fish, vegetables, onions, twinkies, etc. Just in case we bought extra fire extinguishers.
3) Bring cash money to put in our ramshackle and potentially dangerous pneumatic cash transport mechanism. A network of clear acrylic tubes connected to a high powered vacuum system running along the ceiling of the Machine Project will pull proffered dollars right out of your hands, with little to no effort by us and much amusement on your part.
4) Bring sizable checks and become a friend of Machine Project. Benefits (depending on level) include free classes, chunks of uranium enriched glass, private tours of the secret gallery and more. Your donation helps us keep doing what we do, and is tax deductible.

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