Saturday July 7, 2007
Flying donuts kill dog with nuclear slag!
Millions witness UFO assult on Los Angeles — cows die in crossfire!
Venusians and contactees party together on the grave of a German miner!
Scientology spawned in a sordid bohemian love nest! Antichrist blown to bits!
Steampunk airships from the future confuse thousands in Texas and Missouri!
All this along with an impressive array of hand gestures and frenzied facial expressions, brought to you by Machine’s consigliere, Jason Brown. If you were lucky enough to witness his previous talk about Tron and Gnosticism, you know you’re in for a treat. If you missed that lecture, now’s your chance to atone for your misspent time.