The first installment of John Hoganâ€™s HERETICS featured Roman Catholic missionaries singing about star-crossed love and mermaid vomit, the Pope in a paper hat with a backup band, and something that can only be described as a hair-rat. And it was amazing! Join us this coming Sunday at 6pm to find out what happens next in this musical mini-series. If you missed the first episode, donâ€™t worry, weâ€™ll catch you up with updates and pictures here, soon:
Machine Project is looking for the ultimate black/speed/grind/doom metal guitarist. Must be able to play riffs along the lines of Cradle of Filth, Gorgoroth, Children of Bodom, Celtic Frost, Slayer, Napalm Death. Must be able to play beyond fast. Must be able to sound insane. Must have own guitar and amp.
The chosen guitarist will perform 1 minute of speed metal, every hour on the hour from noon to 8pm (8 performances/8 minutes total), beneath a remotely located replica of a gothic arch during Machine Project’s show at LACMA on November 15th. Pays $100 for the day.
Email us a sample at firstname.lastname@example.org. Video footage is preferred, but we’ll also take a picture and mp3. Auditions are on Saturday at Machine Project at the following times:
Saturday, November 8th
12pm – 1pm
1200-D North Alvarado Street
Los Angeles, CA 90026
Long hair encouraged, wizardry is mandatory.
Please call or email with any questions — email@example.com, 213.483.8761