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Machine Project
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Wednesday, December 6, 2006
fry-b-que 2, electric boogaloo

We’re very excited to announce our second annual machine project fry-b-que/holiday party.

Saturday Dec 16th 7-10pm
Free Admission/$5 all you can fry

Things to do:

1) Arrive between 7 – 10 pm Saturday Dec 16th.

2) Bring something to fry. Our trained fryolater technicians will be standing by, eager to batter and fatify your soon to be delicious snacks. Our extensive testing suggests that almost any item will bring great fried satisfaction – potatoes, fish, vegetables, onions, twinkies, etc. Just in case we bought extra fire extinguishers.

3) Bring checks small and large and become a friend of Machine Project. Benefits (depending on level) include free classes, chunks of uranium enriched glass, private tours of the secret gallery and more. Your donation helps us keep doing what we do, and is fully tax deductible. Details on our support page

As a very special bonus, Joshua Bearman (who has recently returned from a panda cuddle mission in China) will be presenting a brief talk and slide show on his successful mission to cuddle adolescent panda bears in China. There will be multiple images of adorable baby pandas.

In other news, the secret gallery now has a secret bar (accessible through a stabilized rift in the time/space continuum)

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