All donations and membership fees are turned directly into amazingness.

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Join us in making the world a more fun, interesting, and meaningful place. Membership includes many benefits – tangible, electronic, and psycho-spiritual including…


  • occasional free stuff
  • discounts on classes and workshops
  • advance reservations for popular events
  • insider news and invitations to membership activities
  • participation in secretive & eerie magic rituals typically occurring at midnight or over brunch

Is the membership porridge too hot, too cold? Find your just right, customized, membership porridge.

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Not a joiner? Memberships not your thing? We LOVE donations! They help us bring you great stuff and pay our bills. So keep it coming! We couldn’t do it without you.